A man from
Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up
next to a guy in an Arkansas licensed Rolls
Royce at a traffic light. Their windows are open
and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you
got a telephone in that Rolls?"
The guy
in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do!"
"I got
one too. See?" the Texan says.
"Uh
huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You
got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.
"Why,
actually, yes, I do."
"I do
too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.
The
light is just about to turn green and the guy in
the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double
bed in the back?"
The guy
in the Rolls replies, "No! Do you?"
"Yep,
got my double bed right back here," the Texan
replies.
The
light turns green and the man in the Volkswagen
takes off.
Well,
the guy in the Rolls is not about to be
one-upped, so he immediately goes to a
customizing shop and orders them to put a double
bed in the back of his car.
About
two weeks later, the job is finally done. He
picks up his car and drives all over town
looking for the Volkswagen Beetle with the Texas
plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside
the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.
The
windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and
he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets
out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the
foggy window of the Volkswagen.
The man
in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a
crack and peeks out.
The guy
with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"
"Yeah,
yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan.
"What's up?"
"Check
this out! I got a double bed installed in my
Rolls."
The
Texan exclaims, "You got me out of the shower to
tell me that?!"
